So Many Churches, So Many Opinions
There are lots of different kinds of churches out there. We all know that.
Catholic churches, Orthodox churches, and about 20,000 different Protestant denominations. Yes, really: twenty thousand!
Some are conservative, some are progressive. Some are quiet and meditative, others are loud and charismatic. Some meet in grand cathedrals, others in storefronts with folding chairs. There are black churches and white churches, city churches and small-town churches, churches with fog machines and churches where even a guitar is pushing it.
And yet, in the English-speaking world, there are really only three kinds of churches:
There are churches that sin.
There are churches that debt.
And there are churches that trespass.
Those are the battle lines when it comes to the fourth line of the Lord’s Prayer. And just because you’d have to pry a particular translation from a congregation’s cold, dead hands doesn’t mean all these versions are created equal.
Some are, in fact, better than others.
So today, we’re going to do what no one asked for: rank them.